646f9e108c When giant monsters crawl out of the Atlantic Ocean and attack the Eastern Seaboard the US Government is forced to trust a trio of mischievous soldiers, specialized in piloting gigantic robots, to defend America.
After viewing this conglomeration of a film shots which obviously had no one over seeing the ludicrous, that is precisely what we are presented. This has gone onto my list of favorite ultra-bad movies since I guffawed and laughed out loud during the entire film. <br/><br/>One thing I will mention is the fact I almost always enjoy Graham Greenean actor and I would have to believe he wanted to pummel the writer and director throughout this farce.<br/><br/>I liked Pacific Rim even if it was a bit cheesy because I am an anime fan and that is specifically what they were attempting to achieve. These films are on two ends of a spectrum.<br/><br/>It is noted I have viewed some very wonderfully made low budget films and it is because the writer and director took the time to get the amalgamated pieces connected and coherently proper. I would have to challenge anyone to show me one scene in this movie that had ANY fore thought put into it. I truly believe someone walked into a preschool class and asked the kids to write a script for them which was transcribed by word of mouth to an adult and nothing was changed.<br/><br/>This was almostenjoyableMega Shark Versus Mecha Shark. Just not quite there yet. The only thing missing in this movie was the anticipation of the three bots combining to make a "Voltron". That never materializes but damn they do get the weapons, from where I have no idea.<br/><br/>So you are warned, this is a heinous creation but if you want a laugh due to no one utilizing logic in creation or no continuity in any way, shape or form, you WILL laugh!<br/><br/>Play a game, get a few bottles of your favorite whiskey and shot glasses and some friends. Begin viewing this monstrosity. Each and every time you witness an inanity of any kind, call it out immediately. The person to point out the inane does not have to take a shot, everyone else does. I guarantee within 15 minutes, you and your friends will all be utterly inebriated.
Just about the worst Asylum movie ever. I don't expect much from them, but recently (AE Apocalypse Earth) wasn't so bad, so I thought I'd try out another. Holy crap was I burned! The acting is just non-existent. In fact, only one actor even tried to be wooden, and that was Graham Greene. I'm convinced he did it deliberately because I know he can act. Probably realised what a pile he'd signed on for and decided to robot-speak all his lines from then on.<br/><br/>And man! What lines! This is dire-logue at its finest. At one point one characters says something like "We should go and help!" to which his companion replies "No! It's against orders!". The first then says "Well, I'm going anyway!" to which the second says "Well, I'm coming too!" That's what you are dealing with. As farcharacterization goes, there is little in the way of it here. The three "soldiers" have all the military skills and mentality of three year-olds. One is permanently drunk, the other thinks she is Katee Sackhoff and the third is…well, let's just be honest and say he is along to make up the racial diversity quota for the movie.<br/><br/>The robots and the monsters are not explained, come out of nowhere and,you might expect, are less than convincing in their discount CGI goofiness. In many instances, the scenes look like an 80's video game, they are that bad.<br/><br/>The robot cockpit sets are basically a small room, decorated with flexible air-conditioning tubes and disco rope lights. All expense HAS been spared with this one. They make the Blake's 7 sets look fantastic by comparison.<br/><br/>They also violate (due to budgetary constraints, no doubt) the primary rule of story-telling. "Show, don't tell." Here, we are treated to painfully long scenes where you see nothing other than the faces of the charactersthey describe how amazing, or terrible, the imagined view in front of them is. You never get to see it. Just their unconvincingly surprised or shocked-looking facesthey describe it to you.<br/><br/>I plead with you not to watch this. You'll hate yourself if you do. It is just abysmal in every way imaginable.<br/><br/>SUMMARY: Another awful Asylum rip-off of a better product. Don't bother with it.


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